We have no history

We claim no links whatever with animism, paganism, satanism, episcopalianism, existentialism, sikhism, marxism, Freud, Jung or any other religious or quasi-religious movement. We have no philosophy, religion or mission statement. Our only policies are that when it rains we get wet and that when Mr. Fox says "jump" we are allowed to ask "how high?" Oh yes, and we never dance in daylight. That isn't symbolic: it's just obvious.